Fun facts brought to you by the National Pot… I mean, Post.
Pot-laced food items confiscated during a drug bust last week bore labels such as Stoney Ranchers, Munchy Way, Rasta Reece’s, Buddafingers, Pot Tarts, Double Puff Oreo, Keef Kat, Twixed, Budtella, Puff-A-Mint Pattie, Puffsi, Bong’s Root Beer and Toka Cola.
Some fucking 5-0 said that people do not understand that kids can get their hands on that stuff.
You know what I don’t understand? What do all these police officers do with all the buddha they confiscate? I bet if they found a food item labeled Doobie Doughnuts, they’d eat the shit at the drop of a dime (no puns intended). Lord knows a good 5-0 can’t resist doughnuts, laced with pot or not.
I feel really sorry for all the good people who worked so hard to make these fine products to see them confiscated at the end.
And about those "innocent children," it’s the parents’ fault if their kids do get their hands on that stuff. So the parents are to blame. There. We’ve cleared the millions of pot-makers, pot-dealers and pot-users nationwide. Pot is here to stay. Deal with it.
Peace, love and LEGALIZE!